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Aviation Forum / Country Specific / Australian Group / February 2010Things that will get you kicked off a plane
You have to read the full story http://www.news.com.au/travel/news/how-to-get-kicked-off-a-plane/story-e6frfq80- 1225832976457 Attempting to join the mile-high club Sniffing fellow passengers Discussing which is the safest seat Sky-high breast feeding Being too sexy to fly Reading porn Having poor personal hygiene Asking for water Having a coughing fit Flying with a cuddly crocodile Wearing a rude T-shirt Flying with an autistic son Chucking a hissy fit > You have to read the full story Yes, you do, otherwise you'd get a totally false impression from the list. Little is said about the "asking for water" item, but I'll lay odds there was more to it than "May I have some water for my Mother?" - "Sorry, you'll have to leave the aircraft." Sylvia > http://www.news.com.au/travel/news/how-to-get-kicked-off-a-plane/story-e6frfq80- 1225832976457 > [quoted text clipped - 23 lines] > > Chucking a hissy fit >> You have to read the full story > [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > >Sylvia They don't mention complaining about Air conditioning not working http://traveloscopy.com/CMS/content/view/1086/35/ or "poppy seed" buns of course this only applies to Moslem airlines Petzl __ As *everyone knows* Islam is of course synonymous with terrorism > Discussing which is the safest seat Probably not on a ValuJet, sorry, AirTran plane. > You have to read the full story > > http://www.news.com.au/travel/news/how-to-get-kicked-off-a-plane/story-e6frfq80- 1225832976457 > > Being too sexy to fly Happens to me all the time. >> You have to read the full story >> [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] >> > Happens to me all the time. Hello - That you Sylvia :) > Attempting to join the mile-high club Well, as you're already a number of miles high, it's probably hard to enforce the leaving bit. > Sniffing fellow passengers Locked up too, probably. > Discussing which is the safest seat The furthest one from the accident, obviously. > Sky-high breast feeding Stupid, and illegal. > Being too sexy to fly ? We have those passengers sent straight to the cockpit. > Reading porn Fair. > Having poor personal hygiene Fair > Asking for water Don't think so. > Having a coughing fit Don't think that would either, unless you were assessed as unfit to fly. > Flying with a cuddly crocodile Fair > Wearing a rude T-shirt Not in NT > Flying with an autistic son Huh? > Chucking a hissy fit Fair.  SignatureRead the latest aviation news at www.flight.org >> Being too sexy to fly > > ? We have those passengers sent straight to the cockpit. Not while you're below 10,000 feet, I trust. Sylvia. |
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